australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them. Laurell K. Hamilton
A Stroke of Midnight (via drythroats)

(Source: rabbitinthemoon, via unlimited-tea)

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

(Source: organmeat, via paigebbe)

snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal

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gypsums: